Okay, which of you write ad copy for radio?

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 09/27/2016 at 15:38 • Filed to: None

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I heard the following ad on the radio just now and there’s no way it wasn’t written by an Oppo:

(Paraphrasing)

“A Napa Man knows that the best car is a 90s era wagon.

With its versatility, it can do anything, and with its hatchback and handy bungee cords, it can haul anything you want.

With 400,000 parts, Napa can keep your quirky small utility vehicle running like new.

Remember, if it’s not a classic, then it’s just ahead of its time.”

I refuse to believe than this ode to 90s wagons that require no fewer than 400,000 parts to stay running could have been written by anyone who doesn’t post here.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/27/2016 at 15:41

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Me. I did that.*

*not really, but it’s totally something I would do.

MonkeePuzzle > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/27/2016 at 15:47

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post script:

“NAPA also has parts for Miatas” NAPA jingle plays 

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/27/2016 at 15:48

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lol, wasn’t me....this time.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/27/2016 at 16:06

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Wait, wait, wait - the S123 went out of production in 1985...

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/27/2016 at 17:08

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I heard one similar. It said something to the effect of 6 foreward facing seats, 3 back and a mountain of lumber and bikes on the roof.

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > MonkeePuzzle 09/27/2016 at 17:42

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post-post script:

“NAPA only carries brown paint” jingle plays

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 09/28/2016 at 12:45

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They’re talking about the roadmaster. S123 isn’t “utility.“ Granted, Roadmaster isn’t “small” either.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 09/28/2016 at 21:18

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Well, back in SoCal I did see a contractor in my neighborhood using an S124 as a truck, complete with tools in the back and ladders on the roof. Someone must have done the same with an S123.